Poetry: Selections From Martin Appleby

FLUSHED

 

Sometimes

after knocking one out

I think of

all that could have been

and all that

never will be

 

my unborn children

 

tiny jizz babies

 

scrunched up

in a tissue

swirling around

the toilet bowl

 

that could have been

a future Prime Minister

or England number 9

could have been

a fucking rock star

or a Hollywood icon

 

maybe another failed poet

like their old man

 

they could have been

an arsehole

 

another selfish, entitled

mediocre white person

 

whoever they were

I'd only end up

disappointing them

 

eventually 

they'd look at me

the way I look 

at my own father

 

wondering if

it would have been

better for everyone

if he'd flushed me

down the toilet

instead.




CALIFORNIA, HERE WE COME

 

Mischa Barton from The O.C.

Recently starred in a play

a few towns over from mine

so my wife and I went along

 

expecting the audience

to be made up of other

millennials that 

grew up watching The O.C.

 

the play was Double Indemnity - 

a period noir

based on the 1940s 

Billy Wilder movie

 

and the town it was in

is widely known 

for its older population

and abundance of retirement homes

 

so my wife and I

were the youngest people

in the audience 

by about thirty years

and nobody else had a clue

who Mischa Barton was.




PUNCHING HOLES IN THE SUN

For Alice Slater

 

On Instagram

I saw a writer friend 

post a photo of a bee

suckling a tiny vile

of sugar syrup - 

which they carry

with them at all times

for that very purpose

 

It was the purest

most heart warming

thing I had seen

on the internet all day

all week

all year

 

A welcome break

from mindless

doom scrolling

and I didn't realise

just how much I needed it - 

just as much as the bee

needed that syrup.

 

 

 

 

 

Martin Appleby is a punk, poet, vegetarian, cider drinking scumbag from Hastings, England. His debut poetry collection, 'In Pursuit of Expression', was published in 2025 by Earth Island Books. He is editor of Paper and Ink Literary Zine and The Scumrag, and runs Scumbag PressInstagram: @scumbag.poet





















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